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Read de book "Can u keep a secret?" It's hilarious~!! I think it's pretty obvious. How often do u c ppl laughing out loud while reading a book? Secrets? aw man, i've lots of them. ^ ^ For example, let mi think.. 1. I'm having phoebia abt taiji. Each time my mom mentioned abt it, i'll purposely on my music louder and nodded as if i know wad she's talking abt. 2. Each time my dad tries 2 dance along wif MY music, i was afraid of him spraining his waist. 3. i really hate my pajamas, makes mi look like i'm a walking barbie doll. 4. My neighbors thought i sounded like a guy when i sing, in fact, it's my bro.'s voice. 5.Each time i've 2 tk a photo of my mom, i've 2 hold on to de camera for a very long time b4 pressing de button coz i was hesitating whether 2 tell her she smiles like she just had face lift. 6.My dad compliments himself tt he's thin, but i wanted 2 tell him he looks like a pregnant man. 7.I hate 2 admit my mistakes coz i hate it when de other party goes "SEE~!! I TOLD U SO." 8.each time Cindy asked mi 2 swim, i've 2 tell her i'm having periods. Tt's becoz my swimming suit is like the size of a 12 yrs old kid. I'd nt swim in YEARS. 9.I pretended 2 pray in front of my auntie (maid) when she asked mi 2 coz i 4gt wad we were suppose 2 pray abt before meals. 10. I pretended to cry in pain when my auntie slapped mi just in case she wans 2 slap mi again 2 make sure i feel de pain. 11. The hairdresser tot i put on lots of foundation and blusher, she scolded mi. But, de fact is, i didn't. 12. I spoilt mom's dress while ironing. I bluffed my way out saying that her dress dropped frm de bamboo stick and got stepped on by 5 dogs. 13.I was afraid of lift. Coz i tot tt's where ghost appeared de most. 14.I climbed 13 flights of stairs de 1st time i moved into my new blk coz i'm afraid of blackouts in lift. 15.I hate 2 sit down alone in MRT control station just in case another pervert cums and tok abt his sex fantasies. 16.I pasted the "teletubbies --> lala" sticker at my hse main door. It's nt my dad. 17.I hate de copier machine in MOE bcoz it tends 2 jam when i'm using it. In fact, ALL DE TIMES. 18.I hate smth which is hairy coz it tickles mi. 19.My ipod already has scratches on it 20. My ex, alvin, was de one who poured de WHOLE box of pop corn down de stairs at westmall. 21.Qinhai sucks. 22.I nodded wif a smile on my face after my bro. got a new haircut and asked 4 my opinion. In actual fact, he looks like a dinosaur. 23.I pretended my audiences are ants when i was doing my singing competition. 24.I luv 2 cuddle near my best frens coz i wan 2 b CLOSE 2 SOMEONE~! 25. i'm nt a lesbian OR a bisexual. 26.My blog name is a totally fake. I dun feel tt way at all. 27. NW i know y my teachers everytime assigned mi a role which has 2 laugh alot during our drama performances. 28.I almost fell off de chair once while laughing wif audrey and radz. 29. I didn't FORGOT 2 do my hw, i rem.. JUST that i'm lazy, tat's all. 30.I slit my wrist wif penknife, nt wif a potato peeler like wad audrey and radz assumed. THAT"S ALL. hahaha, i've 2 keep some secrets ya know. Today, stella came 2 my house 2 do our camp proposal. It's a disaster. -.-" OK, we didn't really aruge, except de "mee hoon OR beehoon" part. -.- And ok, i'm nt INTO moon cakes. That doesn't mean i'm a goondo in chinese festivals. I wore spag. shirt and shorts 2 jurong, godbro. asked, "U WEARING TT TO JURONG??? U SURE???" -.- is there anything wrong wif it?? Stella says that when my bf cums, he shd prepare a speech coz my parents'd ask a lot of questions. CUM ON man... it's nt tat bad. Stella onli wish 2 cum when my dad is at home, so she've lots of things 2 eat. pig isn't it? and i did not write ALL de bad things abt her in my blog like wad she said in her blog, i'm just being truthful. =wink=
Name:Lau Li Li
Age:18+
Sex:Female
Schools:Fuhua Pri., Keming Pri.,Zhenghua Sec., Republic Polytechnic
Work:Part-Time Modelling & Actress, Tutor
Wants:Pursue my studies on Law and if possible, Full-time for my Part-time works 1.Coconut juice *i simply can't do without it* 2.Greentea POLKA *The Alternate* 3.Chrysanthemum *The Second Alternate* 4.Instant noodles *The unresistable* 5.Beach *The Quiet Corner* 6.IT Security Management & Networking *Pls grant mi As* --> MicroEconomics *Pls grant mi MORE As* 7.Sammi Chueng, Yang Qian Hua, Zhou Xing Chi, Daniel Wu, She Shi Man *The Must WATCH movies* 8.Home-Cooked Food *Foods which i'll nv get bored of* 9.'Can you keep a secret?', 'The Make Up Girl', 'The Undomestic Goddess', 'The Shopaholic' *Books i can't do without* 10.Reality Shows *The only times which i can see ppl make a fool out of themselves other than myself.* 1.My Family *The Never Ending Support* 2.My Buddies & Friends *The Never Ending Laughters* 3.My Hubby *The Never Ending Love,Care and quarrels* 4.Music *My Life* 5.Acting *Pastime* 6.Being Crazy *The only times which i am not angry* 7.Typing *The only thing i am fast in* 8.Singing *The only time your voice is louder than your parents's 9.Movies *Watch ppl nag,quarrel,trick etc at other ppl for once rather than i'm the victim every other times* 10.Sleeping *The only time i can rest* 1.Angry ppl 2.Cruel ppl 3.Temperamental ppl 4.Stubborn ppl 5.Hypocrites 6.Attitude ppl 7.Tiko ppl 8.Bossy ppl 9.Lazy ppl 10.Papaya! 11.Backstabbers 1.Get As for results 2.Happy And Peaceful world 3.Friends to be happy 4.Happy Family 5.Happy Me 6.Happy Facilitators so i'll have good daily grades 7.Happy Hubby 8.Good establish career 9.Good future 10.Great Life
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