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U couldn't believe what had happened yesterday. WAHAHAHAH i laughed till my sides split ar! I almost choked over my coconut drink and i felt like puking becos i couldn't stop laughing. wahahaha! In my this whole unlucky yr, this is de funniest day i ever had. buay tahan! WAHAHAH i laugh finish first. wait ar. hahahaha pai seh. cos i just finished reading Doris jie jie's blog and i couldn't stand de temptation to laugh de moment i recalled wad had happened.
Anyway, to start from the beginning, I met Doris jie jie for shopping yesterday at Orchard. (Yes, orchard again. haha! expected ya, like wad my jie jie's typed in her blog.) We went to Far East to shop and we spent like 3 hrs there. And i really for a long time nv sit and eat a proper lunch already loh since sch reopened last semester. Hahaha. jie, u shd b proud ok. (>.<) We at hainanese chicken rice. hehe! i wanted 2 bring jie jie thr since a long long long time ago. It was very filling and very delicious. Jiejie actually bought patrick from sponge bob square pants cartoon for Cancerian. I'M JEALOUS! Cancerian is so fortunate. oh ya! we went to buy shawl for nana. I dun mean to be mean lah.. but de color looks like bandages leh.. those chinese bandages. wahahahah! buay tahan. Lucky jie go and open up the folded shawl, if not she will not realize there's a hole and dirt in several shawls. Alas, i found one without any hole or dirt. hahaha! But hor.. buay tahan lah de color. ahahah! Later nana mistaken and use it to bandage someone's feet and arm. Or she use it for towel. waahah. Do you think she'll mistaken it as towel? hahahah!
I wanna thank jiejie's mother for not cooking jiejie's dinner. WAHAHA den i got my chance to drink coconut juice! not can one hor. de real coconut. >.<>
Oh ya, i went to kinokuniya to read while jiejie was away. Den went to the "true crime" session and read a "rape" book. Ke lian leh de girl. Got tortured and raped by those two idiots. I really cannot tahan loh. ANd de ger died. -.-" i read a part which is totally disgusting. The man (the father) actually taught his son sexual stuffs since he is young. And it was totally.. eee... and they both had sex wif each other loh. De son thought it was alright because that man is his father ya? And whatever his father asked him to do, he'll do it. Well, that explains the killing of that ke lian ger. The title of this book is "like father like son". The man is SO SO SO disgusting. He actually asked his son to lied to a ger whom his son likes to have sex wif him. The ger was only 15 yrs old. (different from de one who got killed). Her name is donna orlando i think. She got told that the man have brain tumor and need sex to better heal it. LAME LOH! If i were a lawyer, i'll sure bring justice to the ger who got killed. hais!!!...
Anyway hor... back to e hilarious incidents. Jie and i went to a coffee shop. I went to buy two chicken wings to eat from the western food stall. The stall have grills to separate it from the stall itself and the one washing at the back. AFter i ordered, i waited there and i saw a guy kept looking at mi from behind the stall. When i was going to be served, de guy came into the stall (he is de helper) and volunteered to help me. Den he served de chickens to me and wanted 2 give mi chilli. I declined and just walked off hurriedly back to the table. I told jie and she was very surprised. And guess what happened.. i forgot to take fork... Den i had to go back there to take it. De guy asked, "Why were u in such a hurry? i haven't give u napkins. haha" he smiled at mi. -.-" i was like, "oh thanks." den i took de napkins and de fork back to the table. He kept looking over loh. i got so worried but jiejie reassured me it is ok.
There's this ang moh couple sitting behind jie jie. And de man is big sized loh. He was bringing his food back to his table when he fell down.... leaning AGAINST JIEJIE! wahahahhahaahahahahh! he actually putted his weight on jiejie while falling down. And jiejie's eyes and reaction actually told mi this "What is going on!??!" wahahha. her eyes opened till SO SO SO big and her mouth was like an "O" shape. wahahhaha! i screamed and held onto her and de table. Because she was like being pushed together wif de table to my direction. (i was sitting opposite her) i can't stop laughing. correction. BOTH of us couldn't stop laughing. de moment i thought of her saying, "eh, ang moh guy cute leh." hahah! den i couldn't stop laughing. Jie said she is so afraid of ang moh ppl now. wahhahah! Thank God de man was still holding on to his food, if not i couldn't imagine where it would actually land. wahahha!
OH ya, de cancerian said something about him disliking to take photos becos of luck being washed away or something. Den i told jie jie, "wah, den our soul or luck kanna wash away how many times liao?" WAHAHAHHAHA! We cannot stop laughing loh. wah.. really... de laughter is getting into my head now. I laugh till i today no more air to tok or laugh anymore. wahah! ok. i gotta stop here b4 i keep laughing again.
Jiejie, i really enjoyed de day wif u. it is really full of laughters and smiles. hehe! I can't wait till the next outing to beach!
Name:Lau Li Li
Age:18+
Sex:Female
Schools:Fuhua Pri., Keming Pri.,Zhenghua Sec., Republic Polytechnic
Work:Part-Time Modelling & Actress, Tutor
Wants:Pursue my studies on Law and if possible, Full-time for my Part-time works 1.Coconut juice *i simply can't do without it* 2.Greentea POLKA *The Alternate* 3.Chrysanthemum *The Second Alternate* 4.Instant noodles *The unresistable* 5.Beach *The Quiet Corner* 6.IT Security Management & Networking *Pls grant mi As* --> MicroEconomics *Pls grant mi MORE As* 7.Sammi Chueng, Yang Qian Hua, Zhou Xing Chi, Daniel Wu, She Shi Man *The Must WATCH movies* 8.Home-Cooked Food *Foods which i'll nv get bored of* 9.'Can you keep a secret?', 'The Make Up Girl', 'The Undomestic Goddess', 'The Shopaholic' *Books i can't do without* 10.Reality Shows *The only times which i can see ppl make a fool out of themselves other than myself.* 1.My Family *The Never Ending Support* 2.My Buddies & Friends *The Never Ending Laughters* 3.My Hubby *The Never Ending Love,Care and quarrels* 4.Music *My Life* 5.Acting *Pastime* 6.Being Crazy *The only times which i am not angry* 7.Typing *The only thing i am fast in* 8.Singing *The only time your voice is louder than your parents's 9.Movies *Watch ppl nag,quarrel,trick etc at other ppl for once rather than i'm the victim every other times* 10.Sleeping *The only time i can rest* 1.Angry ppl 2.Cruel ppl 3.Temperamental ppl 4.Stubborn ppl 5.Hypocrites 6.Attitude ppl 7.Tiko ppl 8.Bossy ppl 9.Lazy ppl 10.Papaya! 11.Backstabbers 1.Get As for results 2.Happy And Peaceful world 3.Friends to be happy 4.Happy Family 5.Happy Me 6.Happy Facilitators so i'll have good daily grades 7.Happy Hubby 8.Good establish career 9.Good future 10.Great Life
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